Me: (Frustrated) Our phone and cable don't seem to be working, and my guess is our internet is out, too.
Olivia: Just call the insurance. They can help your internet start working.
Me: Oh yeah?? How do you know that?
Olivia: (Very matter-of-factly) From the commercial.
Some time later...
Olivia: Is the internet working?
Me: No. It's not.
Olivia: Well, don't forget to call the insurance!
Me: Yes ma'am.